the best liar in the world is the one who lies to himself/herself
how can i not laugh, i’ve never met anyone as amusing as you.
imagine, you claim that:
(1) you’re just being yourself
(2) you get to do as you please to the point of stupid and illogical bitchiness (truthfully, it makes you look like a an attention seeker…ask anybody outside your circle, if you dare. sure, they don’t matter but i just want to let you know that you are strutting it at the wrong social setting, in filipino, wala ka sa lugar na maginarte ng ganyan, arrogante ka lang).
(3) you don’t give a shit about what other people say. right. funny how it also happens to be your favorite topic. you know, that never ending so-called rant that people talk about you in general. i have this feeling you LOVE and CRAVE that attention. in fact, i bet you LOVE that i wrote about you.
well i’ll be depressed too if i am that “free” and “enlightened” and yet it does not make me happy. how can you be so stupid about not knowing that even if you are unconventional/strange, there will always be an unwritten rule when it comes to professionalism at work.
be my guest and keep scratching your dandruff-ridden head, talk loudly na kunwaring to yourself pero parinig, cheerfully greet people whom you badmouth about constantly because maybe they will sympathize with you, pretend to be a victim of your environment even if everything was a consequence of your choices (HA! because you’re being yourself), call your dogs and make them hound me like they did at the beginning of this nonsense, don’t get well soon because in truth, if you keep complaining that you lack sleep, being confined at the hospital is your best option.
so why am i doing this? to at least make you look like you told the truth for once. i heard this talkshit about how i was supposedly jealous of you - because of some guy i'm not interested in (come on, my MU is the only guy for me in that department) but you are so god damn willing to go depressed over and make your life miserable - that i had spread rumors about you online. if i haven't done that before in my public account (come on stupid, all my private accounts include my actual FRIENDS. they are people who don't know you), well, HERE IT IS. what's wrong if i complain that you are lying about being absent at work because you are out drinking while claiming to be sick? IS THAT WRONG? don't tell me to mind my own business, WORK IS WORK and your habitual absence every week since January is not something anyone at any company will be amused with. your stupid friends ganged up on me at your "damsel in distress signal" - o ano, it's your own flesh and blood who spread the "rumors" at work (no one at work are on my private account except you, your sibling, your hmm...other other?) and surprisingly, it was your long-time partner who talks behind your back and confirmed that the "news" was true - you can't afford your lifestyle, you are buried in debt, and that there was someone in your life whom your partner will agree to do a threesome with with you. i mean, is that what he brought to your life? his ego-feeding may make you feel good but he failed to at least inspire you to be a better person...that's not what i'd call a "friend" if he (your new boytoy friend) is just your friend. see, your own crowd drowned you without you even realizing it. i can't believe you call them your friends when no one among them seem to help you straighten up and live a happier life by supporting your nonsense. me, i left your circle because i know you are a lost cause and i can't take your abuse. it was fun for a while but like wynona ryder in girl interrupted, angelina jolie wasn't someone she'd like to be associated with in the long run. that's the simple truth, you aren't growing as a person because everyone around you "fakely" supports you and then talks behind your back with matching mocking laughter. if you don't believe me, well, everyone at the office knows that and it didn't have to be because of me - they had observed it from them.
i hope it makes you happy that i wrote about you in my public account FINALLY.
now go brag on facebook, tell the world that you are the best bitch in the world. in action, tell anyone who cares how you love to punish yourself by not taking care of yourself (health speak) because this brings you attention. keep doing what you do so everyone can see how you are unappreciative of your partner's efforts. keep that feeling boss attitude when you aren't the boss so the more no one will accept your "application" and then claim that those who get the job are ass kissers (i pity your stupidity, you don't understand what being professional is from being an ass kisser). isn't it common sense to understand that no one will feel confident about someone who is absent almost every week for 7 months and yet act as if he/she owns the place? congratulations, i doubt you'll be preparing that life long dream of yours to bring in the caterer once you "move up."
hindi kita sinisiraan. ikaw ang sumira sa sarili mo. totoo, being a bitch brings you everywhere - as a rumor at the office that there's this girl na may tuliling.
